My Baby Sister

I have a baby sister and her name is Amy.

I love her so much and if you know her, you don't blame me!

She has a sexy husband.... I like to watch him work,

Especially if I'm lucky and he peels off his shirt!

We really look nothing alike at all,

She's blonde, I'm brown, She's short and I'm tall!

She has two boys who are handsome, that's for sure

And if she takes off her glasses the world's all a blur!

We both have ghetto booty's that we are trying hard to lose,

She would lose hers faster if she would stop hitting her snooze!

She works at the Bank, I think she does something with loans,

But all I've seen her do when I'm there is talk on the phone!

Her hair sticks straight up like a porcupines back,

If you touch it you might bleed, and that surely is a fact!

She taught me how to knit while we were at the Snow,

She was really, really patient, row after row.

She does have blonde moments every now and then,

But all and all, she is one of my very best friends!